Soldiers, Seals, Stern, Idols & Cows...

Sparks Of Insanity By Vinny "Bond" Marini Friday, April 21, 2006

Roaming the world so you don’t have to….

A Japanese soldier reported dead after failing to return home at the end of WWII has popped up in the Ukraine and is returning to Japan to visit his relatives after 60 years.
Ishinosuke Uwano, who served in Russia’s far east was declared dead, but has been living in the Ukraine since 1965 where he has 3 children. He is now 83 and decided to track down his family in Japan. He was to return home this past week.

RIDDLE ME THIS KIDDIES…you fight in a war. You survive…the war ends and you decide
not to go home…YOU SETTLE IN THE UKRAINE????? Hey, no offense, but the ULKRAINE??? Tell me he has been in Fiji or Pago Pago or even Africa… but the UKRAINE??? Now, imagine this reunion… “Hi, you thought I was dead, but I wasn’t and gee I lost your number so I could not call…

Heidi Klum and Seal are still married and appearing in the May issue of Harper’s Bazaar.

RIDDLE ME THIS KIDDIES…Heidi Klum and Seal are married and appearing in the May issue of Harper’s Bazaar

So, CBS is still suing Howard Stern after he left to join Sirius Radio. Seems they want money because, while still on the air for CBS he spoke about Sirius and CBS feels the relentless plugging, amounted to stealing airtime. They are also upset that Stern got a $200 million bonus from Sirius because they hit a certain subscriber goal early. CBS is upset they did not know about this. Now, while still on the air CBS could have taken him off for the infractions… umm no, that would have put them without any airtime options. Now if their choice as a replacement for Stern, David lee Roth, was broadcasting to more then 3 people everyday, they might not have even continued this suit.

OK…American Idol fans…the whole Taylor shaking Chris’ hand controversy? No controversy…just producers messing:
Laura Saltman writes this for Access Hollywood's "Idol Insider":
"Don't think Taylor picking the "safe" group was of his own accord. During the commercial break, Executive Producer, Nigel Lythgoe, filled Taylor in on the fake-out handshake to Chris Daughtry and which group to choose. It turns out Nigel doesn't know who is going to be eliminated. He is kept in the dark until the very end. The only thing he knows is which three contestants are in the bottom three. He let out a huge gasp when Ace's name was called."

Go here to see the incredible commercial that PETA tried to run during the Super Bowl. There is the original and an uncensored version…make sure the kiddies are out of the room when you watch.

RIDDLE ME THIS KIDDIES…PETA thinks animals are more important than humans? Ummm nah…that ain’t right.

So, you win $35 million in the lottery…you are about to get divorced…the divorce settlement called for him to pay $5.25 million in alimony, $1 million in child support for his son…and an unspecified amount to support a child he sired with his SISTER-IN-LAW…(hummm…Wondering why he was getting divorced!) Great…all his problems are solved…right? Aren’t they? Ummm…of course not, or why would I even post this...well it seems he got into a confrontation with the cops this past week and was ordered to drop his gun. Well, he did not and moved “in a threatening manner.” So, now he lies in a hospital in Orlando.

RIDDLE ME THIS KIDDIES…cops says drop it or stop or get on the ground…why would you not react immediately…sheesh

Enjoy your weekend kids… stay safe…

Has Barry Bonds retired yet? No? Too bad. - AVG. .214. HR. 0. RBI. 1. SB. 0

Keep that spark of insanity kids...It helps keep you an individual.

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1 Responses to Soldiers, Seals, Stern, Idols & Cows...

  1. Angell Says:
  2. Love reading your blogs. Thanks for the chuckles. And no Barry Bonds STILL hasn't retired. (One day you'll have to explain the whole thing to me. )

    LOL. Have a great weekend. :D



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