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Sparks Of Insanity By Vinny "Bond" Marini Tuesday, September 19, 2006

Welcome To THE COUCH...Sit on Down and Get Comfy...

Hello Kiddies....

OK, business first...no word yet...but I expect I should hear someth
ing by tomorrow the latest...
We have a new friend joining the Blogging world and have linked to their site....Ladies and gents...welcome Turnberry and her blog "And As The World Turns". Turn brings her Southern sensibilities to her blog and we here at THE COUCH look forward to reading her thoughts...
I received this in an email yesterday and thought it was a blast...so much so, that I illustrated it also:

ITALIAN MATH
An old Italian man wants a job.
He is a very skilled worker who has worked all his life and he does not want to retire.

The foreman that interviewed him is very impressed by
this old man's work ethics butwon't hire him until he passes a little math test.

The old man agrees and the foreman begins: "Here's your first question," the foreman said. "Without using numbers, represent the number 9."

"Without numbers?" the Italian says, "Dat isa easy."
And he proceeds to draw three trees.
"What's this?" the boss asks.
"Ave you gotta no brain? Tree and tree and tree make a
nine," says the Italian.
"Fair en
ough," says the boss.

"Here's your second question. Use the same rules, but
this time the number is 99."
The Old Italian stares into space for a while, then picks up the picture that he has just drawn and makes a smudge on each tree.
"Ere you a go."
The boss scratches his head and says, "How on earth do
you get that to represent 99?"
"Each of da trees is a dirty now. So, it's a dirty tree, and a dirty tree, and a dirty tree. Dat is a 99."

The boss is getting worried that he's
going to actually have to hire this nice little old Italian man, so he says,
"All right, last question.
Same rules again, but represent the number 100."

The old man stares into space again , then he picks up
the picture again and this time makes a little mark at the base of each of the trees and says, "Ere you a go. One hundred!"
The boss looks at the attempt. "You must be nuts if you think that represents a hundred!"

(You're going to love this one!!!)

The old Italian man leans forward and points to the marks at the base of each tree and says,

"A little doga come along and crapa by each a tree. So now you gota dirty tree and a turd, dirty tree and a turd, and dirty tree and a turd, data makea one hundred."

"So, when ahma gonna start?"

I just loved that one kiddies..... bwahahahahahahahahaha

And I never said I was an artist!
Long day today, I agreed to play in a charity golf outing though I have not picked up a club in over two years, so I must make my way to the range to hit a bucket of balls...
Will spend a whole lot more time on THE COUCH tomorrow...

Thanks for sitting on THE COUCH, hope you enjoyed your stay.

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Keep that spark of insanity kids...It helps keep you an individual.

6 Of Your Sparks

  1. Dixiechick Says:
  2. bwhahahahaha....*takes breath* bwhahahahahahaha.... Love the joke! This is hilarious!

    Have fun golfing today. The first and last time that I was on a golf course was at the age of 16. I will tell you that story another time. May even post in my blog tomorrow. Who knows.

    Still have every imaginable part crossed for you!

    ::HUGS, SMOOCHES & GROPES::

    Yes, the couch is also a place for groping... ;-)

    Lee Ann

     
  3. robz Says:
  4. cute joke, Bond. LOL

     
  5. Turnberry Says:
  6. Thank you kind suh y'all are too kind.

    Turnberry

     
  7. Angell Says:
  8. Dis is one I-talian chicky dat understands da joke - and I likes it. :D

     
  9. Nice blog!

    If you get a chance, check out my site: Pick 3 Turbo Player

    Thanks

     
  10. joker Says:
  11. Hi,

    I like the jokes so much. I personally have a joke blog too. I'm wondering if you would be interested in linking to each other? Hope to hear from you soon.

    http://1jokeaday.blogspot.com

     

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