Friday, November 10, 2006

Sparks Of Insanity By Vinny "Bond" Marini Thursday, November 09, 2006

Note: Look for a special Veteran's Day post tomorrow...

"TRAILER TRASHED"

"FALLING STAR"
"LOOK OUT BELOW"
"REPORTER EN AMOUR"



THE COUCH has been a bit too serious this week, and feels that since it is Friday, it is time to take a little trip down “Can You Believe This S**t Lane…”

"TRAILER TRASHED"
No one ever admits it, but people always look when they see a wreck on the highway. Everyone is going to be watching this train-wreck that is the Brittany/Kevin split.

This guy is living in his own little world, no doubt about it!

Reports say that last evening at the House Of Blues in NYC, during his concert (yes, I know that is a joke calling him on stage a concert), K-Fed-UP-WITH-YOU actually shouted out “Remember ladies, I am free…do you wanna dance with a pimp!"

Hey white-boy, if you are a pimp, THE COUCH is the King of Siam!

Also appears the K-Puke is going to challenge for custody of the kids. Can you see the court case with the pictures of the kid on Brit’s lap in the car and the one where she almost drops the baby???

And the judge looks over and says,
“Mr. K-Schmuck, no matter what those photos show, you are gutter trash...leave my court room.”

Yup, THE COUCH can’t wait for this psycho-clash.

On a final note, after hearing of K-Putz comments from the stage Ms. Spears was quoted as saying,
“If my dear sweet Kevin sleeps with another woman, I will scratch her eyes out..he is mine..all mine.”

Nah…not really!

"FALLING STAR"

Ah the life of a Baldwin. Brother Danny…OH MY, THE COUCH means Daniel was arrested in Santa Monica, CA for grand-theft auto, and we ain’t talking about the video game kiddies!

Seems Danny-boy “borrowed” the car from a friend without the friend’s permission.

Brother Alec was quoted as saying,
“Sheesh, I am the better looking one, the more talented one and have had the better women, why can’t I get my name in the news like my loser brothers.”

Nah.. not really!

"LOOK OUT BELOW"

So, Denise Richards (she of the Charlie Sheen wife fame) was filming in British Columbia when some paparazzi got on the set.

The paparazzi were taking pictures of the cast and because of this “Richards got into an altercation” with the intruders and threw their laptops off a balcony.

OK, first off, wouldn’t you throw their cameras off the balcony???

Second, even as a child THE COUCH knows you don’t throw things off of balconies.

Why???…well, like in this case, you can hit someone!


Sitting in the lobby below were two “elderly women.” They were hit by the flying laptops.

Paramedics were called, but it appeared the two “were not seriously injured.”

Well that will change as soon as they find out the falling items were tossed by a big star. Well, she might not be a BIG star…

Charlie Sheen was quoted as saying “This is one of Denise’s biggest problems, she is just not technologically savvy.”

Nah…not really!

"REPORTER EN AMOUR"

On a final serious note…

Sad news about Ed Bradley.

Out of all of the "60-Minutes" reporters, he was the one I always felt did more then ask the fluff-questions (ya hear
THE COUCH Morley and Mike???). Plus we always thought he looked so cool with that earring!

The man hit hard when he had to, and always carried himself with class and dignity.

THE COUCH sends condolences to his family and friends.

THE COUCH was written and I was just waiting to post it later when I began doing my evening trip through my friends Blogs.

I got to Peanuts Blog and found something I need to share.


Peanut
is a teenager who makes you realize there is hope for our youth. Please visit her site when you have a chance.


Through Peanut, I found out about "Light A Candle For The Innocent Victims Of Online Child Pornography"


Visit this important site HERE.


This information will remain on
THE COUCH going forward...

Enjoy your weekend...




St. J - P.B.U.A.Q.B.


Thanks for sitting on THE COUCH, hope you enjoyed your stay.


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Keep that spark of insanity kids...It helps keep you an individual.


SONG TITLE INDEX: (source- www.bmi.com)
TRAILER TRASHED: Composer: John V. Ottman
FALLING STAR: Composers: Bill Post & Doree Post
LOOK OUT BELOW: Composers: Kostas, Melba Montgomery & Billy Wayne Yates
REPORTER EN AMOUR: Composer: Andre Jean Asse

20 Of Your Sparks

  1. TopChamp Says:
  2. Dear Couch, You have kept me occupied for quite a while this morning when I could have been using my last day off to paint my hallway with it's fifth coat of white.... The links you have put on this blog have taken me to entries I would never have found by myself - thank you! TC x

     
  3. Travis Says:
  4. Ahhhh, celebrity stupidity. A good way to start a Friday.

    My thoughts on Ed Bradley - he never made himself part of the story, or more than the story. He reported the story.

     
  5. Bond Says:
  6. TOP: Welcome to THE COUCH thanks for sitting..sorry we interupted your painting - hope you found things you liked!

    TRAVIS: Exactamundo dude

     
  7. Turnbaby Says:
  8. Great thoughts on Ed Bradley--a true 'journalist'.

    Thanks for summing up the other crap so I can pay even LESS attention to it LOL.

    Yes! Friday!!

     
  9. Bond Says:
  10. TURN: That is our mission here at THE COUCH CENTRAL...sum up the crap, so our friends can live their lives!

     
  11. Dixiechick Says:
  12. Ed Bradley - yes a true journalist. One that I will truly miss. Hey, did you know that Liza Minnelli was the one who talked him into getting his ear pierced... before piercing was cool? ;-)

     
  13. Peg Says:
  14. LOL at the kfed/brit stuff! Actually, I'm laughing at it all.

    Except Ed Bradley--a great man, a great journalist, an enourmous loss. There is now a true void in the CBS news team.

    Have a great weekend~

     
  15. Thanks for stopping by my blog. Yours is terrfic. So you DJd. A lot of fun. Great post.

    Bud

     
  16. Coco Says:
  17. Guess what name reminds me of dogfood? (hint - add one number and one vowel, and you get K9-Feed)

    I've ranted about irresponsible celebrity stunts before, but this week seems to be overrun with them. What will it take to convince us to yank these morons off their self-imposed pedestals?

    As a Canadian, I was not as familiar with Ed Bradley as you, but I was aware that the man was widely admired for his integrity and conscience.

     
  18. Memorial Day?

     
  19. busy91 Says:
  20. The whole custody thing makes me laugh. I mean Brit isn't the brightest but geesh, why would any normal, sane judge give any kid to K? Is he just trying to make himself look dumber. And Sole custody. That is even a bigger joke. He can't even take care of himself. Dumb-ass.

     
  21. Bond Says:
  22. DIXIE: I did not know that about Lize suggesting the earring

    PEG: Glad THE COUCH brought a smile...enjoy yours also

    BUD: Yes for many years I DJ'ed...miss it too..

    COCO: OOO I like the K9-Feed...LOL

    BUD: OOPS ..yeah I meant Veteran's Day and no one else picked up on it! Fixed!

    BUSY: My point exactly.

     
  23. Sanni Says:
  24. Hi Bond!

    Another stay on THE COUCH I enjoyed a lot! I lit up my candle... it´s #1,092,755 :)

    My 1st "Thoughtful Friday" is about A Million Candles. Thanks for inspiration.

    Enjoy your weekend!

     
  25. Angell Says:
  26. I lit a candle Bond baby - thank you for the link and the laughs.

    K-Fed - lmao...have nothing to say on that boy. Not worth my breath.

    Wonderful day on the Couch...

     
  27. Bond Says:
  28. SANNI: Wonderful and a wonderful post today

    ANGELL: My pleasure darlin'...glad you enjoyed your time on THE COUCH today

     
  29. I have put a link to your blog. Us fifty-somethings gotta stick together...

     
  30. Anonymous Says:
  31. From the mind of Meribah:

    I never did think much of the Britney/Kevin pairing, so I'm not surprised at their impending split. However, I have to laugh at the thought of Kevin thinking he can get custody of the kids! I wouldn't trust him to take care of my pet rock (if I had a pet rock, which I don't)! LOL

     
  32. cathy Says:
  33. Hi Bond....Man oh Man, do I enjoy sitting on your couch! I am so sorry it has taken me so long to try and get caught up on your blog.

    I promise when life calms down at my end, I will be back to read much more..

     
  34. julie Says:
  35. Hmm the couch is more informative than my local daily newspaper!

    And more comfy too!

    **leans back legs crossed Indian style***

    Hugs!!

     
  36. Tug Says:
  37. Should be "interesting" to see the whole Brit-K-Fed thing played out...poor kids.

    Ed Bradley, and now Jack Palance. RIP.........

     

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