Tuesday, November 21, 2006

Sparks Of Insanity By Vinny "Bond" Marini Monday, November 20, 2006


Welcome to THE COUCH...it is time for a rant, so please keep your hands and feet inside the ride at all times.....
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This is going through the blog universe like wildfire..and has even made the news.

Michael Richards, Kramer from Seinfeld had a meltdown at the Laugh Factory in Hollywood.

will not put the video up because it is disturbing. He used a disgusting derogatory word in his routine not once, not twice, but FIVE TIMES!

It appears that he was being heckled by a patron and just imploded.

We will hear in the next few days that he has entered a rehab clinic and is "getting help" for his addiction.

is sick and tired of these celebrities and people who are in the spotlight being able to make statements about anything, hurting millions of people and then being able to hide behind their publicists and agents.

We loved Seinfeld and really enjoyed the character of Kramer...but now, this uselss piece of demented DNA will never be a part of our lives again.

The best part of the tape is watching people get up and walk out while he is still on stage.

Mr. Invisible has already begun the PR game by appearing via satellite on Letterman tonight and issuing an apology and stating he is "not a racist."

He appears during a segment of the show in which Jerry Seinfeld appears as a guest.

Seinfeld explained that he had spoken to the human slug earlier in the day and asked him to come on and explain himself.

Like this apology really matters.

Look, comedians on stage get heckled all the time and the best comics know how to defuse the situation...what Mr. Useless did was revert to the lowest form of slime by attacking the person in the audience with his demented filth.

Don Rickles made a career out of insulting people but never had to revert to the repulsive behavior exhibited by this poor excuse for a human being.

Mel Gibson
gets to insult an entire race of people and go into rehab and it is supposed to be all better.

Bad little boy, go sit in the corner and don't talk for a half hour and then mommy will make you cookies.

THE COUCH is terribly disappointed in David Letterman for allowing himself to be used by Mr. Nauseating today.

And in the end...this is the apology Mr. Sleazeball gives...
"I lost my temper on stage, I was at the comedy club trying to do my act and I got heckled and I took it badly and went into a rage. For me to be at a comedy club and flip out and say this crap, you know, I am deeply, deeply sorry."

That's right bad boy go and sit in the corner...

...celebrities, caucasian americans, asian americans, african americans need to ban together and make it known that Mr. Repugnant is a pariah...

Evidently the owners of the
Laugh Factory do not feel that way as they allowed Mr. Abhorrant to perform the next evening!

could easily post the video or the link here for you to see, but we are so disgusted by this incident, we will not.

By Alice Cooper


Occassionally even those who make their living at the expense of others actually listen to the public when their is a big enough outcry.

Rupert Murdoch
, the king of slime publishing and TV, announced today that the book written bu the murderer and the TV special this person was to have appeared on are cancelled.

Yes, it is true... we will not have to be subjected to the lunacy that is
OJ Simpson.

The original plan was to have
"Mr. Gloves-don't-fit" do a two-part TV interview entitled "If I Did It" where he was to have described how he would have killed his wife, with the book to follow.


We watched how your lawyers fooled the jury. No one ccould put on that pair of gloves wearing latex gloves...

About a dozen Fox TV outlets had already said they would not air the show.

Time to go back to your hole and let the families of
Ron Goldman and Nicole Brown rest.

St. J - P.B.U.A.Q.B.

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Keep that spark of insanity kids...It helps keep you an individual.

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25 Of Your Sparks

  1. Since I live near the Left Coast, I have not seen tonight's Letterman yet, but I know Dave is not above calling out these morons and seeing how they try to waffle through an apology. If you're saying he didn't, then I'm surprised. For all of Dave's doofyness, he still (it seems to me) hates when celebrities pull a "Gibson" and think that solves all.

  2. Twyla Says:
  3. Those are 2 prime examples of why I don't pay attention to what's going on in Hollywood. They're all crazy.

  4. SONGBIRD: Actually I never saw it and got the information from a story I read, so you tell me...did Letterman give him crap or just sit there, because the big star Seinfeld would have gotten upset?

    TWYLA: We try not to also, but sometimes, it is necessary to call these human slugs out.

  5. Anndi Says:
  6. Well hallelujah! I wonder.. did the ghost of Nicole and Ron visit and torment old Rupert?? The man has finally done a decent thing..

    OJ.. take a hint and disappear.. *dials Bruno's cell..*

    I have lost all respect for Michael Richards.. what does it say about this world of ours that celebrities and politicians always have a 'disease' excuse for acting like scum? And then people forgive and forget their crass and disgusting behaviour because of it...

  7. Unknown Says:
  8. V Nothing surprises me anymore. No one can say anything that will shock me. Maybe it is my New York Cynisism, but hey, just because they are celebs doesn't make them immune to ignorance.

    Yes and of course OJ did it. He can write 10 books, do 4 interviews and flap around the street in his birthday suit. He is was and always will be guilty.

    And could you e-mail me with the comment Michael R made. I'm curious. You will have to put *** and stuff b'cause you know my job will put you in the quarantine bin!

  9. Vinny, I jumped for joy last night when saw that they pulled that STUPID show from the networks. I can't believe he had the nerve to do something like this. Yes, we know he did it, but this was just him being able to come out and say I did it and know there is NOTHING that can be done to him. He knows he can't be tried for that horrible crime again. I guess he's hurting for money too....

    I had the tv on Letterman last night, but turned it when that prejudice a$$hole came on there. I couldn't bear to see him.

    What makes celeb think they can do this and just "I'm sorry" and everything be ok?

  10. Coco Says:
  11. Looks like I missed something. Who is Michael ... (scrolls up to recheck) Richards? And what did he do? Sorry - out of the loop, between not being a tv watcher, and not being around the last few days.

  12. Angell Says:
  13. I am so sick of hearing about him already - and the incident is only a few days old!!

    And as for OJ - I'd make some comments, but will respect the Couch and keep all four letter words to self - therefore there is no comment.

  14. BeckEye Says:
  15. I don't agree with Michael Richards' outburst, but in situations like this I try to remember that old saying about "when you point the finger at someone there are 4 more pointing back at you." I think everyone in the world is guilty of calling other people not-so-nice names in the heat of anger. Whether it's a racial epithet, a sexist term, religion-based or just plain old mean profanity, 99.9% of people in this world are guilty of doing it. Just when celebrities do it, it's all over the news and rehashed 5 million times so it becomes more and more disgusting to people.

  16. ANNDI: Yes they might have shaken their chains at the murdochslime...

    BUSY: Of course nothing surprises us NY'er, but we do feel disgust...

    DIXIE:What can be done to both of these and others is for them to lose their ability to make money, and it is the publics ability to do that, by not spening money on anything they do.

    COCO: Responded via email...

    ANGELL: Yes sick of both of them...

  17. Peg Says:
  18. Ugh...it's a sad commentary on our society, isn't it?

    Have a great Thanksgiving, Bond!

  19. Anonymous Says:
  20. Michael Richards??? He's toast - sticka fork in him - he's done...

    Enuff said...

  21. Meribah Says:
  22. I was unable to watch the video of Michael Richards going on a verbal rampage at TMZ (which is probably just as well), but I read about some of the things he said, and, I must say, they are disgraceful! While he might claim to not be a racist, his actions say otherwise. It's a pity, really, 'cause I used to like Kramer on Seinfeld. I'm tempted to say that his career in showbiz is over, but it's difficult to be sure. I mean, this IS Hollywood after all!
    As for OJ Simpson...the less said about him the better. I'm just glad the publishers came to their senses!

  23. Barb Says:
  24. Yes , Yes, Yes!!!! No.. I'm not Meg Ryan.

    I am so sick of celebrity news being called NEWS!!! TomKat, Britney etc. As for Gibson and Richards, shame on them.

    O.J. did it. We know he did it. We don't want him making money off doing it. Fox news made a wise decision.

    (How did you get the audio players not to just start up on their own???)

  25. Unknown Says:
  26. Although this so called "show" was not on air round here, the video spilled over to Germany. The content?
    Sorry, I can´t handle it!
    I always thought - like busy91 mentioned - nothing neither surprises nor shocks me anymore. There I was mistaken...

  27. TopChamp Says:
  28. That bit of news had reached right over here - bbc news - but I have now looked up the you tube...

    and I was shocked.

    It's a word I've actually never heard used in real life before. (Have heard other bad things, mind)

  29. Terrific post on all counts!

  30. Mimi Lenox Says:
  31. OJ who? I've spent years trying to forget he ever existed. We really don't need another reminder that he breathes the same air.

  32. Rainbow Says:
  33. That slime ball! No, I did not go watch the video, your words, Vince, were enough to get me in an uproar! I am sick to death of celebrities using their fame to hide behind, while hurting others! Oh and don't EVEN get me started on OJ! That piece of filth!

  34. PEG: It certainly is.. yo enjoy your cooking...

    PIA: And how do you really feel?

    MERI: which is why i did not include the link or the video.. nuff siad indeed

    BARB: LOL on Meg Ryan... I got it immediately...Yes.. there was a blog I saw that showed these updates from CNN on the TomKat wedding evry five minutes- sick
    OK as far as the not starting.. in the code you will see 'autostart=true' change that true to a zero character '0' and it will not start.. if you use the word 'false' it still starts on firefox= hope that helps

    SANNI; It was mindblwing to me - at first I thought he was doing a routine - which would have been bad enough as a white man- then when i realized he was berated someone my stomach turned

    TOPCHAMP: it is a word we shoudl never have to hear

    BUD: Thanks I appreciate it I respect your opinion

    MIMI: I did not comment on the book .. I had to coment on it not being published

    SUEANN: Beautiful ring...wWell I am not sure I am happy that my words expressed the horrendous nature of what was said... but I am also glad you did not have to subject yourself to having to listen to it... nope not pushing that button to start you on that subject.. nope

  35. Justin Says:
  36. Yeppy!!nice songs.Thanks buddy..

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  37. Justin Says:
  38. Yeppy!!nice songs.Thanks buddy..

    And hey, you too can chek out my recent post on my avian companion . I hope u'll like it..

  39. Julie Says:
  40. Rant some more baby! You nailed it!

    I always loved watching Mel and Tom act and Kramer was always way funny for words...I'm quite disenchanted by all three of them.

  41. tiggerprr Says:
  42. It's hard to believe some people, isn't it? I'll never look at "Kramer" the same, I think he's ruined his career. And OJ...well...::rolleyes:: He'll get his when he gets to the pearly gates and gets denied entry.

  43. JUSTIN: Thanks for stopping by THE COUCH ...I will stop by your site...stop back anytime.

    JULIE: Me??? Ever stop ranting!?! LOL

    TIGERPRR: It will be interesting to see where his career goes from here...and yes, the Pearly Gates is where we all account for ourselves...


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