Tuesday's Thoughts

Sparks Of Insanity By Vinny "Bond" Marini Tuesday, August 28, 2007

OK, we found this at Sparky's and decided to play....

But ...we have to tell you, after, what 6 questions, this is what it said and we have no idea what the hell it means. This is SO totally not us - how do you show undying loyalty by sleeping around?

And we believe we have loved only one our whole life and because of that we are still not sleeping around, even though that will never be.... very weird...thanks for screwing with our brain Sparky!

Here are the 6 questions we answered:
Q:Are you long-winded or concise?
A: LONG WINDED

Q: Do you feel old?
A: NO

Q: Which of these is your mantra?
A: TRUTH IS STRANGER THAN FICTION
(the other answer to select was 'Just the facts Ma'am')

Q: Which climate do you prefer?
A: HOT (other answer, 'cold')

Q: Do you like Oprah Winfrey?
A: NO

Q: Who forbids your love?
A: YOUR DESIRED LOVER (other answer was 'society')

FROM THAT, THEY HAVE GIVEN THIS ANSWER....


"You're Love in the Time of Cholera!"

by Gabriel Garcia Marquez

Like Odysseus in a work of Homer, you demonstrate undying loyalty by
sleeping with as many people as you possibly can. But in your heart you never give consent! This creates a strange quandary of what love really means to you. On the one hand, you've loved the same person your whole life, but on the other, your actions barely speak to this fact. Whatever you do, stick to bottled water. The other stuff could get you killed.


Was it that we said we did not like OPRAH????????? Very weird...
Someone PLEASE explain that to us...


Take the Book Quiz at the Blue Pyramid.



Thought we'd have TUNEAGE TUTELEDGE today, but arrived home at 9:00PM and still need to finish it up...Hopefully tomorrow...

So, the Michael Vick, apologized today...about 6 months too late dude...After appearing in court and promising the judge to "tell the whole truth..." Vick stood before the press and issued the following statement,"I don't know how to say what I want to say," he said. "What I did was very immature. I take full responsibility. For not one second do I sit here and point a finger at anyone else. Dogfighting is a terrible thing."

He took a special opportunity to apologize to NFL commissioner Roger Goodell, who has suspended him indefinitely, and Atlanta Falcons owner Arthur Blank and coach Bobby Petrino – all of whom Vick admitted lying to when he originally denied any involvement in dogfighting.

"I was not honest or forthright in our discussions," he said. "I was ashamed and totally disappointed in myself, to say the least."

Interesting that the judge is not held to the length of imprisonment set out in the plea agreement. The agreement is for a 12-18 month jail sentence, but Judge Henry H. Hudson can set a sentence even longer if he feels fit to do so.

Vick's lawyer, Billy Martin acted and sounded like as ass as he stated, "We hope Judge Hudson will see the real Michael Vick. What we have seen is an aberration."

YO...Billy boy... this has gone on for years, even Vick's father has said his son enjoyed dog fighting for a long time. How can a five year sojourn into this incredibly horrible sport be called an aberration?

Or are you talking about the fact that your client had an opportunity to fess up months ago and decided to lie through his teeth, only telling the truth after his friends rolled over on him like a fat man rolling over on a chihuahua in bed? Dude, they crushed your client and now it is reported he will be working with federal investigators to go after others in this sport.

Sentencing is December 10th...strangely enough the same day his old team, the Atlanta Falcons play on Monday Night Football....

Scary situation for the two Little League teams from Japan and Taipei yesterday. If you did not hear, the bus carrying them from Williamsport, PA to the airport in Baltimore caught fire near Bucknell University in PA. All got off the bus safely, thankfully.

The team from Japan lost in the championship game to the team from Georgia on Sunday.

Another bus was dispatched and they all arrived for their flight without harm.


BLOGTALK RADIO UPDATE
Dr. Blogstein and Dangerous Lee welcome Charlie Sykes to the Radio Happy Hour.

Sykes, the controversial radio talk show host on WTMJ-AM in Milwaukee, thinks we're raising a nation full of wusses and pansies. He's done his part to help thicken the skin of our youth by writing "50 Rules Kids Won't Learn in School: Real-World Antidotes to Feel-Good Education."

We'll challenge Sykes to a game of dodgeball and then grade his performance with a red pen.

Also this week, she's pretty, blond, just turned sixteen and can kick our collective asses. Amanda Harris AKA "Barbie Barbell" is the 11 time
World Female Powerlifting Champion.

All that, plus a visit with Justin the Weatherman, we'll hear from Vinny Bond on his couch and we'll take your phone calls at 646-652-4804
.

Join us live every Tuesday night at 9PM ET . And if you miss us then, we're ALWAYS ON at www.DrBlogstein.com.



Looks like Mike Mussina is cooked well done...Not a good day in Yankee World after last evening...BUT, we still have FAITH!

What? that was Monday? Oh yeah....




"I WOULD DO ANYTHING FOR LOVE"
MEAT LOAF
Composer: Jim Steadman

A Grammy Award winning song released in 1993 as the first single from the album "Bat out of Hell II: Back into Hell".

It reached number one in twenty-eight countries, the first being Australia on September 4, 1993, where it stayed for 8 weeks, becoming the highest selling single of the year there.

It also stayed at number one for seven weeks in the United Kingdom. The single was certified platinum in the United States and became Meat Loaf's first (and only) number-one single on Billboard's Hot 100 chart and on the UK singles chart.

It features a female vocalist who was credited only as "Mrs. Loud" in the album notes. She was later identified as Lorraine Crosby, a performer from North East England who regularly performs at holiday camps and social clubs. She does not, however, appear in the video, in which her vocals are lip-synched by Dana Patrick.

And I would do anything for love
I'd run right into hell and back
I would do anything for love
I'd never lie to you and that's a fact

But I'll never forget the way you feel right now,

Oh no, no way
And I would do anything for love, but I won't do that
No, I won't do that

Some days it don't come easy
Some days it don't come hard
Some days it don't come at all, and these are the days that never end
Some nights you're breathing fire
Some nights you're carved in ice
Some nights you're like nothing I've ever seen before or will again

Maybe I'm crazy, but it's crazy and it's true
I know you can save me, no-one else can save me now but you

As long as the planets are turning
As long as the stars are burning
As long dreams are coming true
You'd better believe it, that I would do

Anything for love
I would do anything for love,
I would do anything for love,
but I won't do that
No, I won't do that

I would do anything for love
Anything you've been dreaming of, but I just won't do that
I would do anything for love
Anything you've been dreaming of, but I just won't do that

Some days I pray for silence
Some days I pray for soul
Some days I just pray to the god of sex and drums and rock 'n' roll

Maybe I'm lonely, that's all I'm qualified to be
That's just one and only, the one and only promise I can keep

As long as the wheels are turning, as long as the fires are burning
As long as your prayers are coming true, you better believe it

Some nights I lose the feeling
Some nights I lose control
Some nights I just lose it all when I watch you dance and the thunder rolls

Maybe I'm lonely, that's all I'm qualified to be
That's just one and only, the one and only promise I can keep

As long as the wheels are turning
As long as the fires are burning
As long as your prayers are coming true
You'd better believe it, that I would do

Anything for love
And you know it's true and that's a fact
I would do anything for love, and there'll never be no turning back

But I'll never do it better than I do it with you. So long, so long
I would do anything for love
Oh, I would do anything for love
Oh, I would do anything for love, but I won't do that

No, no, no, I won't do...


[Girl:]
Will you raise me up? will you help me down?
Will you get me right out of this godforsaken town?
Will you make it all a little less cold?

[Boy:]
I can do that
I can do that

[Girl:]
Will you cater to every fantasy I got?
Will you hose me down with holy water, if I get too hot?
Will you take me places I've never known?

[Boy:]
I can do that
I can do that


[Girl:]
I know the territory, I've been around
It'll all turn to dust and we'll all fall down
Sooner or later you'll be screwing around

[Boy:]
I won't do that
I won't do that
Anything for love
No, I won't do that




19 Of Your Sparks

  1. Okay, so you don't FEEL old, and you don't really LOOK old, but...[[chanting]] you're older than I am, you're older than I am...nana nana boo boo!!!!

    Sorry, I just HAD to get that out. Whew! I feel better.

    Still love ya, babe!

     
  2. Lizza Says:
  3. Oh, I liked Love in the Time of Cholera. So Bond's a bed-hopper, huh?

    Here are the results of my book quiz:

    You're Lolita!
    by Vladimir Nabokov

    Considered by most to be depraved and immoral, you are obsessed with sex. What really tantalizes you is that which deviates from societal standards in every way, though you admit that this probably isn't the best and you're not sure what causes this desire. Nonetheless, you've done some pretty nefarious things in your life, and probably gotten caught for them. The names have been changed, but the problems are real. Please stay away from children.

     
  4. Bond Says:
  5. SONGBIRD: the line to the left is those younger than me...yes it is a long line

    LIZZA: No, Bond really isn't...I think I should have lied and said I like Oprah
    Now, you LOLITA, that makes sense
    though I do not consider it depraved and immoral

     
  6. Twyla Says:
  7. I took the quiz and my results are...
    You're Anne of Green Gables!
    by L.M. Montgomery
    Bright, chipper, vivid, but with the emotional fortitude of cottage cheese, you make quite an impression on everyone you meet. You're impulsive, rash, honest, and probably don't have a great relationship with your parents. People hurt your feelings constantly, but your brazen honestly doesn't exactly treat others with kid gloves. Ultimately, though, you win the hearts and minds of everyone that matters. You spell your name with an E and you want everyone to know about it.

    It's strange that it's actually one of my favourite books ever. I've even been to the author's house (which is now a museum), twice.
    And I love the Meatloaf song. I can sing the entire thing...but I won't. LOL My sister almost had it as a song in her wedding, but it was too long.

     
  8. Bond Says:
  9. TWYLA: Again, everyone seems to be pegged on this but me... I am sorry OPRAH..I LURVES YOU!
    The song...I went to four different lyric sites and not one of them had the lyrics correct...they had more lyrics then is on this version, or the lyrics were out of order...very strange...I had to do a ton of cut and pasting to get them to match the song here.

     
  10. Matt-Man Says:
  11. Meat Loaf rocks!! Both the dish and the singer. Cheers Vinny!!

     
  12. well i do like oprah, wonder what i'd have gotten???

    smiles, bee

     
  13. Sanni Says:
  14. Pretty cool game - I´ve to try this... you know I can never resist playing *LOL*

    Love "I would do anything for love" - reminds me of someone special... although it seems I´ve lost the friendship of this person last week.

    I´ve a post up about the circumstances and ask you about your honest opinion...
    would you do me the favour, please?

     
  15. katherine. Says:
  16. isn't this the book featured in the movie, "Serendipity"? That didn't turn out so bad...

    you and I aren't gonna agree on Vick anymore than we do on Bonds....sigh...

     
  17. Bond Says:
  18. MATT-MAN: Got it right on both counts bud....

    BEE: LOL better than I did i guess

    SANNI: I will scoot over and read now my friend....

    KATHERINE: Well, if we agreed on everything we would be boring, no? Would love to hear your opinion.

     
  19. Sparky Duck Says:
  20. *zing* 24

    I do not get this damned book quiz really, since I have never heard of one of these damn books they tell us that we are. Hell, I was a woman.

    One interesting thing on Vick, is that the judge has set aside half the day for his sentencing hearing. Thats alot of time to say 15 months.

    Lolita is never immoral and depraved.

    maybe they count self love as sleeping around in cholera? :)

     
  21. TopChamp Says:
  22. Hello - just checking in. I liked this post - there was something in it for everyone. And even though I hate Meatloaf - it doesn't matter coz I can't hear it anyway.

    Glad the kids were ok (coach fire). Have you seen the horrible fires in Greece just now? - very scary.

     
  23. Bond Says:
  24. SPARKY: How can a nice guy from NJ be like that? huh? Tell me....LOL...I do not get it either, so I am moving on! LOL....HEY, you promised not to tell my secret!

    TOPCHAMP: Welcome back to the internet living! I have not seen the news yet, but will look for that story...

     
  25. Starrlight Says:
  26. Guess what book I am? 100 Years of Solitude! Does that make your sequel or your prequel?!

     
  27. BeckEye Says:
  28. You don't like Oprah?? Well, um...heh heh...I'm sure that was a typo, right? You couldn't really mean that! Ha ha, you're a funny guy. But really, we know you love her. Like we all do.

    (be careful....she's always listening)

     
  29. Roger Says:
  30. Sorry I got here so late Bond good music played three time's so far!

     
  31. Bond Says:
  32. STAEELIGHT: Well prequel now...hopefully NOT the sequel too

    BECKEYE: I lurves her...yup yup yup

    ROGER: You got here... glad you like the tuneage...MUCH MORE tomorrow

     
  33. Julie Says:
  34. Whew! My head is spinning and I'm still listening to "I'm Your Captain" from the post above.

     
  35. Meribah Says:
  36. I'm Alice In Wonderland. Was there ever any doubt??? LOL :P

     

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