Let's Go Crazy!!!!!

Sparks Of Insanity By Vinny "Bond" Marini Friday, December 07, 2007


Thanks for all the kind words...
The test was a snap...
Results not in yet...
No stones for auction yet either...

It's Friday...so Let's Go Crazy........

What Passes As News…

Seems “Posh” Spice sleeps in the nude…Yup…This is what passes as news these days folks…

She explains that she is married to David Beckham and “you do not sleep with David Beckham…I'm going to be naked if I'm getting in bed with him every night”.

This groundbreaking piece of news can be found in the current issue of Elle Magazine

OH and one other thing…"I'm so camp! I'm such a gay man trying to get out," she says. "I don't give a (bleep) what anybody thinks."

We think you should just shut up and strut around like the nothing you are...

Hey, it is not just us that thinks that, just read what else she says...
"It became very obvious from the start that I was never going to be the best singer or the best dancer or the best actress," she says. "You know, I've never been that good at anything, to be completely honest."

We feel sorry for Beck's...if she is not good at ...well... ummm... well... even if she does sleep naked...if she is not good at...

OK, moving on....

The World Is Going To Hell In A Handbasket…

It was reported that the number of Brittney Spears-related items sold at eBay, the online auction site totaled 34,345, compared with 27,377 items associated with Paris Hilton.

Items associated with Spears ranged from signed CDs to disposable lighters featuring her likeness.

Among the Hilton-related items sold: a toothbrush claimed to have been found in the hotel heiress' trash. “Hey Beavis, let’s go dumpster diving for eBay stuff tonight after everyone is asleep”.

The toothbrush was probably used by one of Paris’ maids to clean the grout around her bathtub, but someone living in a place like Utah is now using it to polish their pearly whites and humming the tune to Paris’ song “Stars Are Blind”
Even though the gods are crazy
Even though the stars are blind

If you show me real love baby

I'll show you mine
Or you can go on the internet
and see all I got for freeeeee

OK, we added the last two lines... but...

Fragrances were the most popular product category sold for Spears and Hilton.

Spears is about to release her newest scent “Eau de Trailer”, which is slated to be sold only in Exxon Gas Station Convenience stores.

Poor Lindsay Lohan. She did not have a good year. Her name was only associated with 8,099 items sold, according to eBay.

When asked to comment Lindsay responded “Well dat am fine, I won da award as the ‘Dumbest Celebrity’ and dey ain’t even made da list, so…."

At that point Ms. Lohan’s PR person threw a burlap bag over her head, and tossed her into the backseat of a 1987 Honda Accord (hey, she has not worked much this year!) and whisked away.

It seems, Ms. Lohan topped a list The New York Daily News published, judging stars based on their IQs, poor fashion choices and bad judgment.

And Lohan, who spent time in rehab and jail this year, was dishonored with the top spot for her "poor movie choices, delinquent behavior and bad taste in men."

The top five on the Daily News' Dumbest People in Hollywood list are:

1. Lindsay Lohan

2. Kim Kardashian (socialite – daughter of the guy who helped OJ get away with murder)

3. Spencer Pratt (star of “The Hills”if someone knows what the hell this is, let us know)

4. Jeff Kwatinetz (the man behind Britney Spears' disastrous MTV Video Music Awards performance)

5. Shia LaBeouf (star of “Transformers"….OOOO I wish I had THAT on my resume!)

However, the three tabloid staples were all out-slugged by Barry Bonds, who was associated with 145,497 related items, including a grilled-cheese sandwich, which netted a winning bid of $30.

The seller claimed Bonds' 756th home-run ball bounced off the sandwich in San Francisco's AT&T Park.

Katherine…was it THAT important to have the sandwich? hehe

"Let's Go Crazy" is a 1984 song by PRINCE AND THE REVOLUTION. It was the opening track on both his album and the film Purple Rain.

When released as a single, the song became Prince's second number-one hit on the Billboard Hot 100 and also topped the two component charts, the Hot R&B/Hip-Hop Songs and Hot Dance Club Play charts, as well as becoming a UK Top 10 hit.

* Prince: Guitars, bass guitar, keyboards, piano, vocals.
* Brownmark: Bass guitar, vocals.
* Lisa Coleman: Keyboards, piano, sitar, vocals.
* Wendy Melvoin: Guitars, vocals.
* Dr. Fink: Keyboards, organ, vocals.
* Bobby Z.: Drums, percussion.
* David Coleman: Violin. (uncredited)
* Suzie Katayama: Violin, viola. (uncredited)
* Novi Novog: Cello. (uncredited)

Dearly beloved
We are gathered here today
2 get through this thing called life

Electric word life
It means forever and that's a mighty long time
But I'm here 2 tell u
There's something else
The afterworld

A world of never ending happiness
U can always see the sun, day or night

So when u call up that shrink in Beverly Hills
U know the one - Dr Everything'll Be Alright
Instead of asking him how much of your time is left
Ask him how much of your mind, baby

'Cuz in this life
Things are much harder than in the afterworld
In this life
You're on your own

And if de-elevator tries 2 bring u down
Go crazy - punch a higher floor

If u don't like the world you're living in
Take a look around u
At least u got friends

U see I called my old lady
4 a friendly word
She picked up the phone
Dropped it on the floor
(Sex, sex) is all I heard

Are we gonna let de-elevator
Bring us down
Oh, no Let's Go!

Let's go crazy
Let's get nuts
Let's look 4 the purple banana
'Til they put us in the truck, let's go!

We're all excited
But we don't know why
Maybe it's cuz
We're all gonna die

And when we do (When we do)
What's it all 4 (What's it all 4)
U better live now
Before the grim reaper come knocking on your door

Tell me, are we gonna let de-elevator bring us down
Oh, no let's go!

Let's go crazy
Let's get nuts
Look 4 the purple banana
'Til they put us in the truck, let's go!

C'mon baby
Let's get nuts

Let's go crazy

Are we gonna let de-elevator bring us down
Oh, no let's go!
Go crazy

I said let's go crazy (Go crazy)
Let's go, let's go
Let's go

Dr. Everything'll be alright
Will make everything go wrong
Pills and thrills and dafodills will kill
Hang tough children

He's coming
He's coming

Take me away!


22 Of Your Sparks

  1. katherine. Says:
  2. just curious...are you on drugs?

    in a weird parallel universe kinda thing…tonight I just made my second purchase ever from ebay for $30. No Kidding. When it gets here I will do a post…its an amazing story….

    and no lasagna boy…I didn’t buy the sandwich…they don’t even sell grilled cheese at Giants’ Stadium….but given the chance I would be honored to buy Barry Bonds lunch…or dinner for that matter….

  3. I'm not much of a celebrity watcher. I occasionally keep tabs on the likes of Bono, but I'm not a viewer of ET and the like, nor do I read People unless I'm at the hair stylist or the doctor and there's nothing else to read. So, anything you report is "news" to me. I'm oblivious to all of this garbage.

    Although, I must say, I enjoyed Transformers so much more than I thought I would.

  4. Anndi Says:
  5. **picks up the pieces of your mind cause they're all over the place...**

    Will any of this be useful for Turnbaby in her quest to become Empress of Trivia? That's an awful lot of useless bits strewn about.

    Bitchin tune though...

    (Did the stones go to your head?)


  6. KATHERINE: ummmmm well not at the moment..heheheh
    'lasagna boy' will that take the place of Vincent? heheheh maybe he brought the grilled cheese with him...? though then it was probably a cold, greasy sandwich...but someone bought it...now it is really old and greasy, unless the buyer ate it,...maybe reheating it first...ummm where is my drug case, NOW I need some...

    SONGBIRD: We aim to be a purveyor of knowledge for all of our guests...hehehehehe

    ANNDI: See, now I am worried you all think I have lost it..but I AM SANE...I know it, I asked myself a few minutes ago and I answered yes ...and I believe myself...ah yes...useless information is my life...

  7. RW Says:
  8. Haha funny news items! My exgirlfriend loves Prince she would be screaming more Prince lol! Have a good weekend Vin!

  9. Schmoop Says:
  10. Are you saying that Kardashian's ass is bigger than her IQ? Hey I just saw the link to my cafepress site. Thanks Vin and Cheers!!

  11. Julie Says:
  12. WoW! Not if that isn't a mumbo jumbo of craziness I don't know what is!

    I love it! Have a wonderful weekend dear.


  13. brittney who?

    smiles, bee

  14. Angell Says:
  15. Someone really needs to try out for Jepordy (or however you spell it). You'd make a killing. :D

    Always listen to yourself when questioning your sanity - hey it worked for Charlie Manson...

    Celebrities are a waste of space after five years in the spotlight. And Posh was useless before that.

  16. AtriaBooks Says:
  17. I paid good money for that toothbrush...why'd you have to go and ruin it for me?!?

  18. ROGER: Glad you got a laugh dude...great weekend to you also

    MATT-MAN: I am not sure which is bigger! the link has been there...PAY ATTENTION - lol

    JULIE: If it made you smile, my job is done! SMOOCH

    BEE: First base.... LOL sorry Old Abbott and Costello routine...

    ANGELL: I have applied, just never selected...Sanity??? What is sanity???

    DOC: Use it anyway dude....

  19. Schmoop Says:
  20. HA...Too Funny Vin....Thanks, I appreciate your boredom.

  21. Tug Says:
  22. Britt, Lindsey, Paris, Posh...can they all just GO.AWAY please?

    The Hills is a reality show about a bunch of spoiled SoCal 'kids'. I've never watched it, but I've heard.

  23. Good morning Mr Bond, I took the occasion of your comment on my Pearl Harbor Day to make a post using your comment to express our difference. I tried to be careful not to offend you while expressing my views. You are not alone in your belief, neither am I.

  24. Liz Hill Says:
  25. I. LOVE. PRINCE.

    I've rocked out to this song about a zillion times.

    It was amazing when he did it live.

    Cool beans

  26. Travis Cody Says:
  27. Prince rocks. I enjoyed his music before without understanding a single lyric. Now that I've listened while reading the lyrics, I like it even more.


  28. Meribah Says:
  29. This is my kind of post! Totally crazy...just like the puppy. Welcome to MY world, baybee! Hehehehehehehe!
    Oh, and, um, replace Beck with Taylor, and the puppy would sleep naked too...assuming, of course, she doesn't already! LOL :P

  30. MATT-MAN: Hey boredom is the brainchild of creativity

    TUG: Thank you...seems you are the ONLY one who knew what it was! LOL

    SARGE: No offense in your post...my views remain unchanged

    TURNBABY: Glad you are so overjoyed!

    TRAVIS: That is one of the reasons I enjoy posting the lyrics

    MERI: Crazy? Me? You? no dear we just wear oogly moogly glasses to see the world!
    According to our spies, you already do!

  31. TopChamp Says:
  32. hello - I read this at work and it was brilliant... See you next week!

  33. Mimi Lenox Says:
  34. I've always loved Prince.
    Hope your weekend was wonderful!

  35. Unknown Says:
  36. Well, I'm full up on my useless things to know about useless people now...

    That song was extremely popular when I was about 11 or 12 so you know I knew every line!

  37. Anonymous Says:
  38. Great site Bond!!

    I was looking for the Prince song and stumbled on your site....very funny comments here and there - made me chuckle out loud - had to leave a comment

    Have a good day from Sheffield, England!


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