Thursday Lunacy

Sparks Of Insanity By Vinny "Bond" Marini Thursday, January 03, 2008



TIME TO DONATE SOME RICE TODAY!
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12,369,264,510 grains donated at this point...



Well, we will have to wait until Monday for the recap of NEW YEAR'S EVE at Turn's along with all the incriminating interesting photos...

We will not be able to get the photos until the weekend at this point...

BUT, after extensive research we are delving into the remarkable science of dream examination...

Using our brilliant warped mind, we have studied for years this science which allow us to unleash the inner thoughts of the subjects as they are deep in the R.E.M. portion of their sleep cycle...

What do our subjects truly think of as they are lying in bed or on their couch fast asleep?

Our medical total crap research can now unveil this to you, our wonderful guests here on The Couch...

Our first subject was unaware that we had secluded ourself in his closet and when we found he was asleep, we quietly hooked up our device to record his thoughts...

Here is the result...





Unfortunately, the results of this test could cause our friend Matt-Man to be blinded by the light that this is truly what he dreams of after a night of Spam, Brats and Bag Wine...


"Blinded By The Light"
BRUCE SPRINGSTEEN & THE E-STREET BAND
Bruce Springsteen
Greetings From Asbury Park
Columbia Records
1973

* Clarence Clemons – clapping, saxophone, vocals
* Vini "Mad Dog" Lopez – clapping, drums, horn, vocals
* David Sancious – keyboards, organ, piano, saxophone
* Bruce Springsteen – acoustic guitar, bass guitar, clapping, congas, electric guitar, harmonica, piano, vocals
* Garry Tallent – bass guitar, horn



20 Of Your Sparks

  1. Oh, Vincente, darlin' - you possess the wisdom of the ages. I fear, however, that Matty me boy may be scarred for life with this interpretation...

     
  2. Matt-Man Says:
  3. Ha...Very clever. Y'know, for the first time in my life I feel sorry for a squirrel. That poor thing is in a bad, bad, place. Cheers Vinny!!

     
  4. Mara Says:
  5. Here's to a merry New Year! Sounds like a good time was had by all...although I must say, the dream interpretation is somewhat...er, disturbing! LOL

    Have a great day, and year!!

     
  6. Turnbaby Says:
  7. It's amazing what a little Sambuca will inspire ;-)

    Great job!!

    *giggling*

     
  8. Roger Says:
  9. Hahahahahahaha thats great! Aww the humanity! :D

     
  10. Bond Says:
  11. SONGBIRD: It is my destiny to ensure Matt is aware of this deep seated love for the squirrels and Ms. Ray

    MATT-MAN: You want to BE the squirrel...admit it

    MARA: LOL Welcome back and Happy new year to you

    TURNBABY: Ah...Sambuca...the nectar of the gods....

    ROGER: LOL....

     
  12. Sanni Says:
  13. Bwahahahaaaa... I can´t decide if I feel more sorry about poor Matt-Man for those ugly nightmares he goes through... or the squirrel. No, it´s definitely the squirrel.

    Great job, Vinny =)

     
  14. Anndi Says:
  15. Who said you were allowed to tease Matt with squirrels anyway?? That's MY job!

    harumpfffffffff

    (man that's scary.. seriously!)

     
  16. the108 Says:
  17. LOL... I'd pay money to actually get a peek inside his pants. I mean, mind.

     
  18. the108 Says:
  19. LOL... I'd pay money to actually get a peek inside his pants. I mean, mind.

     
  20. katherine. Says:
  21. blinded by something for sure....but wait...did you say you were in the closet...?

     
  22. Dana Says:
  23. :blinks:

    I missed that too, katherine.

     
  24. Mags Says:
  25. OH...oh my! LOL

     
  26. Travis Says:
  27. That nightmare isn't contagious, is it?

     
  28. Sparky Duck Says:
  29. mmmmm boobs and brats

     
  30. Mimi Lenox Says:
  31. Only a truly warped mind coulda thunk this. That is truly the scariest thing I ever saw.

     
  32. Mimi Lenox Says:
  33. Now I'm going to have nightmares!!!!

     
  34. Bond Says:
  35. SANNI: The squirrel looks happy though....heheheh

    ANNDI: You can't have ALL the fun!

    108: KYRA...no you meant his pants...

    KATHERINE: In HIS closet...not THE closet

    DANA: HIS CLOSET...sheesh

    MAGS: OH YES!

    TRAVIS: I do not think so...but the machine might get you too my friend...heheheheh

    SPARKY: LOLOLOLOL

    MIMI: TY TY TYVM...you have never said anything nicer to me! LOL Wait..let me hook these wires up first so we can see YOUR nightmares...do they include mice in your car??????

     
  36. Julie Says:
  37. Oh my! yeah....just oh my!

     
  38. Starrlight Says:
  39. WHAT THE HELL IS THAT RODENT DOING?!?!


    OMFG.

    Just....

    Oh Matt........

    Speechless...................

     

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