YOU TALKIN' TO ME???????????

Sparks Of Insanity By Vinny "Bond" Marini Friday, December 05, 2008

So, three people said I was too happy yesterday and I was messing up their Grinch vibes...

And then work was a crazy mixed up day as I get all my work together for 2009 mailings...and the THE DENTIST!!!! And of course, those of you who have sat on The Couch for a while know about me and THE DENTIST!!!

So, I never got to make blog rounds and visit y'all...

So, MATT-MAN from Bagwine Ruminations and JAY from Cynical B**tard and BUD from WTIT Tape Radio you asked for got it!

This is for the three of you today...this Friday, December 5th, 2008...

Yeah yeah...all three of you are probably on a first name basis with those people..well..the heck-a-doodle to you...I am going to be joyful and nothing...DID YOU HEAR ME ...nothing any of you three can do can stop me. go out filming some more decorations in Bagwine...and in the meantime I did notice you using a homeless person as a tripod for your camera... go buy that bullet-proof vest and come into Memphis...whats-a-matter is the big bad city too scary for you??? What if I promise to hold your hand when we cross the street?

And you, Mr. Rhode Island pansy...Did you know that tapes disintegrate over time and before you know it the only thing left of your comedy tapes will be a pile of brown string with no value what-so-ever? Yeah...I'm talking to you!

The three of you can sit around and be pouty and turn into decrepit old men wishing you remembered what a smile was for all I care...

And all I really have to say is....

Sorry...I tried to be mean and rotten, but I just can' in closing let me tell all three of you that I have nothing but this for all three of you...

26 Of Your Sparks

  1. Schmoop Says:
  2. I have no problem with joy and happiness. Just as long as I have more than others. Have a weekend, Vin. Cheers!!

  3. There you have it folks, a New Yorker's take on holiday spirit.


  4. DrillerAA Says:
  5. And a very Merry Christmas to you too sir.

  6. MATT-MAN: SO your tune changes now huh? I bet it because of the hot chick I posted at the end...I know you want her.

    SONGBIRD: I live in Memphis! bwahahahahahaahahhaa

  7. Anndi Says:
  8. Step away from the eggnog.

  9. No shit Desert. What is this Vinny? Smile or I'll cut you?!?!

  10. DRILLERAA: I am thinking y'all missed the point here

    ANNDI: huh? I am bathing in it

    STARR: wtf...I was joyous yesterday and got h**l for it...I am smiling...this was S-A-R-C-A-S-M people!

  11. Dianne Says:
  12. you told them!!

    you keep on letting your happy flag fly - joy is like an STD - eventually everyone gets infected

  13. Anonymous Says:
  14. You're like Don Rickles--insulting everyone and then softening the blow at the end.

  15. DIANNE: LOL yup....spreading my happiness disease all over the world

    DOC: That's me...the King Of The Insults! Are you still tiuuured?

  16. Tug Says:
  17. Love, love will keep us together......

    sing it with me now!

  18. Jay Says:
  19. I have nothing but love for that filthy, crime-ridden, decaying center of corruption and host of riots you call a "big" city. ;-)

    Have a great weekend Vinninator!

  20. Interesting! I can post a comment from the email notifications but I can't load the actual blog. IE sucks ass. And not in a good way.

    Dude. Don't do sarcasm. You are just too naturally bouncy to pull it off. It is like watching Tigger try to be a beat poet or something.

  21. TUG: Yup yup yup

    JAY: I have not seen any riots and I might have said 'big' but it is just small town America here

    STARR: That is weird...and yes IE sucks...pouting...I thought I could do sarcasm...but I love the analogy!

  22. heh =)

    Oh and Tigger rocks by the way. Best thing about Pooh.

  23. Is there a Tape Radio station in Rhode Island I don't know about? Now I'll worry about the tape going. I know I should transfer it all to digital, but the scope of the task is daunting. Oh, it is CONNECTICUT. But it's okay that you're happy. I think...

  24. Vinny, I'd be mad at those 3 because they made you say "heck-a-doodle!" LOL! :)

  25. Liz Hill Says:
  26. *SMILING*

  27. TopChamp Says:
  28. ha ha! Festive spirit - Good for you x

  29. Mimi Lenox Says:
  30. Are we all happy now?
    Don't make me start singing Dona Nobis Pacem over here.....because I will!

  31. Travis Cody Says:
  32. Heck-a-doodle?

  33. Jeff B Says:
  34. Get on the bus everybody, it's time to head for happy town...


    Have you been watching Sarah Palin campaign footage again?

  35. STARR: That he does indeed

    BUD: Wait...isn't Rhode Island just a piece of Connecticut? LOL

    MARY: Right...That is as bad as I cuss...well on here at least

    TURNBABY: My job is done... LOL

    TOPCHAMP: heheheheheh ty

    MIMI: Please are a beautiful singer

    TRAVIS: bwahahahahaahahaha yup yup

    JEFF: Allll aboarddddddd heheheheheeh

  36. RW Says:
  37. Hahahahahahaha! :D

  38. Unknown Says:
  39. I may be snarky about a lot of things, but even I get all gooey lovey dovey at Christmas!

  40. Julie Says:
  41. HAH! You showed them!

    Vinny posted the "F" word!


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