The Queen's Meme # 6

Sparks Of Insanity By Vinny "Bond" Marini Thursday, August 20, 2009

OK, I know I am supposed to be the leader of the rebels and not do these and then help those who have not break out of the dungeon...but darn it all Queen Mimi is just too darn likable...


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The Queen says...
Are you up for the challenge? Take a look at these seven dating profile headlines from real dating sites. Imagine you are trying to find a date and these gems have just landed in your in-box. How would you respond to them? Write a comeback response to each one. Be sarcastic, be funny, be brave! Spelling errors not my own. Names and locations have been changed to protect the terminally single. If you need inspiration, go HERE for hundreds of funny examples.

You know you wanna play!

In honor of my 500th "Bachelor of The Day" to post this week on my site called Dating Profile Of The Day we bring you The Dating Meme. For three years I've been rummaging through online dating profiles to find the zaniest and most ridiculous profile headlines out there. They write 'em. I spoof 'em. Do you know that some folks are grammatically insane?? And some are just insane.

Ergo, today's meme was born

Here are my answers. Short, sweet, and overly mean sarcastic. Sue me. I was in a mood.


1. Birdbrain looking for a mate
What if I just flip you the bird?

2. Where Are All The Bad Girls?
Bedford Hills Correctional facility, New York

3. A Good Woman Is Hard To Fine
Then they win the game of hide and seek

4. Does God Know You've Escaped From Heaven?
Does God know he created a moron?

5. I Put the Fun in DysFUNctional
Can I put the slap in stick?

6. Does this profile make me look fat?
I would have asked if it made your look intelligent - and the answer is NO!

7. I'm a no nonsince person with little tolorrance for stupitity
Two words…spell check


Joe Jackson
"Is She Really Going Out With Him?"





15 Of Your Sparks

  1. Matt-Man Says:
  2. You should give dating and love advice Vin. Cheers!!

     
  3. DrillerAA09 Says:
  4. These are seven perfect examples of why there is a delete button.

     
  5. "Can I put the slap in stick?" LMAO! Great responses...

     
  6. Jay Says:
  7. Maybe a new segment on Dr. Blogstein "Dating and Love advice withe Vinny." I think it could work.

     
  8. Bond Says:
  9. MATT-Man: Just call me the LOVE Doctor!

    DRILLERAA: LOL yup yup

    BUD: Thanks my friend

    JAY: See my response to Matty

     
  10. katherine. Says:
  11. OBVIOUSLY you figured out the whole online dating thing.

    I think you should post the profile which hooked Nancy....

     
  12. Bond Says:
  13. KATHERINE: She hooked me! I doubt it still appears on match since I resigned from there almost 2 years ago...I do remember my headline..well sort of...

    "Looking to start a new adventure"

    or something like that

     
  14. Travis Says:
  15. Nice answers. I took a shot at these for tomorrow.

     
  16. Bond Says:
  17. TRAVIS: Tanks...gonna be out of the dungeon for the weekend are you now?

     
  18. I can't decide which I like better ... the answer to #4 or the answer to #7.

    I'm not much on memes, but that's a good job.

     
  19. Starrlight Says:
  20. OH man for the sake of humanity I sure hope that #7 was supposed to be funny. Otherwise...yikes!

    Oh and two thumbs WAY up for Joe Jackson such an underrated artist.
    "Pretty girls out walkin with gorilla's down my street..."

     
  21. Bond Says:
  22. SOUTHERN: Thanks

    STARR: NO, I can tell yo form my past experience...#7 is actual and not a joke

     
  23. Mimi Lenox Says:
  24. No, Starr, #7 was not supposed to be funny. It is verbatim off his profile. YES. OH Yes.

    Feel my pain.

     
  25. Mimi Lenox Says:
  26. The "slap in stick" cracked me up.

    Oh wait. Do I hear wedding bells on this blog? Hmmm.. Must be my imagination. I am grinning from ear to ear every time I think about it. Sending hugs to both of you and good vibes.

     
  27. Julie Says:
  28. Great answers! I love this meme! And the song is helping to get that other song outta my ear!

    Thanks buddy! Love ya!

     

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