The Queen's Meme...

Sparks Of Insanity By Vinny "Bond" Marini Wednesday, August 05, 2009

So, Mimi, the Queen of the Memes has a new site for y'all to visit...you can find it HERE.

Each week she puts up a new meme and threatens to put people in the dungeon if they do not comply.

As I have a secret key and have built a secret passage way, I can get in and out of the dungeon anytime I want...

That said..I thought I would play along this week...



WBLOG TV: The Meme


The place where unbloggable news happens and sources are never a secret. You are the creator, producer, writer and news anchor of the WBLOG nightly news. It is your job to deliver the news in your own style from your own blog.

And oh, you get to make up the news! Here's your assignment:

COUCH NOTE: All audio is short - 10 seconds or less today...


1. The Weather Channel: Give me your personality forecast. Are you sunny, wet, windy, or cloudy? Why?
I am sunny. Life is great...I am hosting a big-a** party in 4 weeks with my wonderful Nancy and most of our friends will be there with us. (Not all and that makes us sad..and the single guys coming are sad too)



2. The News Channel: What is the breaking news story of the day in your world?
I won the lottery. YUP! Huge dollars...


OH wait, that was my dream last night --- never mind

3. The Economic Channel: How are things on the economic front? And more importantly, do you have ideas to save the planet from financial ruin?
My financial front? bwahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
I have a hard time keeping myself from financial ruin..how the heck can I save the world?

Now, if I could win the lottery...



4. The Entertainment Channel: Give us the latest blog celebrity gossip. Dish it!
Someone is getting married...someone is not coming to the party...pout


5. The Sports Channel: Make up a sport, give your team a name and choose five players from the list of names on the Mr. Linky list. What are the rules of the game?
The sport is Gopher Fishing. Our team is the "WHATCHANAMES". The team consists of Bud Weiser, Twisted Sister, Jen the Dust Bunny Hostage, Mimi Lennox and Vannie.

The rules are to find a long pole...swing it round and round over your head and make noises to attract the gophers. When the gophers show up, your teammates must try to herd them into a small pen surrounded by peppermint sticks and then try and coax the gophers to eat Live Saver candies dangling from string on sticks.


6. The Comedy Channel: How will you make us laugh today? Tell us a blunny (that's blog + funny for all you non-blog speakers)
A gopher walks into a bar with a string hanging out of his mouth...

7. The Religious Channel: Make up a blog religion. Tell us why your blog church will save our souls.
SAY HALLELUJAH MY BROTHERS AND SISTERS AND WELCOME TO THE SACRED CHURCH OF THE COUCH...YES INDEED MY FELLOW TRAVELERS, WE ARE ON A JOURNEY TO SALVATION THROUGH THE SIMPLE ART OF SITTING ON OUR A**ES!

8. (but who's counting?) The Soap Opera Channel: What is the name of your soap opera?
"As The Couch Turns" in yesterday's episode the intrepid travelers were all seen stting on their a**es on The Couch...


Now to go bust some bloggers out of a dungeon....

18 Of Your Sparks

  1. DrillerAA09 Says:
  2. I think I'm gonna try gopher fishing. Is a gopher boat equipped anything like a bass boat?

     
  3. Micky-T Says:
  4. That was good Vinnie.
    I hope you can manage to get more people off their own damn couch and show up at your party.
    Can I bring Birthday Boy Bondo as a date? Can I, huh?

     
  5. Dianne Says:
  6. gophers swim!?

    I love your soap opera

    and of course your news station carries the best of all news

     
  7. Bond Says:
  8. DRILLERAA: Almost, but a gopher boat has additional goochithingers attached

    MICKEY-T: Was counting on him being your date...can we dance wif your date?

    DIANNE: Only on Wednesdays do they swim. LOL yeah a little one-sided today!

     
  9. Jay Says:
  10. Correct me if I'm wrong, but if I kill all the golfers, they lock me up and throw away the key. hahaha

    "Someone is getting married...someone is not coming to the party...pout"

    OMG! I hope both the bride and groom show up! ;-)

     
  11. Bond Says:
  12. GOPHERS not GOLFERS...what do I speak with a Scottish accent???

     
  13. ...please come play the gopher game at my ranch...

     
  14. Our team better the heck-adoodle win!~

     
  15. jennifer Says:
  16. You memed!

    I'm dreaming of a lottery win too... my current economic clip would be Ray Charles singing "Busted".

     
  17. You know I HATE missing a good party.

     
  18. Starrlight Says:
  19. You lie my Italian friend, your sport is knee-capping!

    And cannoli dodging. And vinyl frisbee!

    Gonna have to do this little meme when I get home.

     
  20. Bond Says:
  21. PHFRANKIE: On the way

    BUD: Oh we are champs dude!

    JENNIFER: Yes, amazing ain't it!?!?
    LOL good choice in Ray

    SONGBIRD: And we will miss ya

    STARR: I actually do dodge cannoli! Never ever ever use vinyl for frisbees girl!

     
  22. Starrlight Says:
  23. I totally reserve the right to use Pat Boone vinyl for a frisbee. Totally.

     
  24. Bond Says:
  25. Arg...vinyl is vinyl and all should be respected...but ummm...Pat Boone might be the exception!

     
  26. I like the weatherforcast ;)

     
  27. Travis Says:
  28. I'll have to catch up to this one. I'm only on meme #2 so far. This one is funny!

     
  29. Mimi Lenox Says:
  30. You never told me single men were involved.....

     
  31. Mimi Lenox Says:
  32. You want me to play with gophers on a stick? Gophers? Bwaahaahaa ...that was hysterical.

    Oh, by the way, I heard someone is getting married. But maybe it's just a blog rumor. You know how THOSE go.

    As The Couch Turns. Ha!

     

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