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Sparks Of Insanity By Vinny "Bond" Marini Tuesday, January 12, 2010


JAY of "Cynical B**tard

Keep going rock!

In our continuing effort to make sure our loyal Couch sitters are up to date with things going on in the world:

Mark McGwire has admitted to using steroids

The sun rises in the east

Amelia Earhart's plane is still missing

A red light means stop

Sara Palin and Fox News have similar political leanings

Mark McGwire admits to using steroids

Video killed the radio star

You need to remove your shoes when going through security at the airport

Kristin Shepard shot JR

Milk comes from cows

Mixing yellow and blue makes green

1 plus 1 equals 2

Mark McGwire admits to using steroids

Chickens lay eggs

Tiger Woods cheated on Elin

Rain turns to snow when the temperature drops below 32 degrees

We hope this clears everything up

This has been a pubic service posting

14 Of Your Sparks

  1. Schmoop Says:
  2. I beg to differ, but 'round here a red light evidently means hurry through the intersection with reckless abandon. Cheers Vin!!

  3. Meribah Says:
  4. Red means stop. Really??? Well, that's good to know. And to think, all this time I thought those lights at the intersection were just for decorative purposes! :P

  5. ...the walrus was Paul...

  6. Jay Says:
  7. Look at you! Giving shout-outs for blogiversaries! Thanks buddy.

    McGwire did steroids? So did the vast majority of players in the league at the same time. Also, they weren't against MLB rules at the time.

    But, as for Big Mac and HOF? His career numbers and accomplishments weren't HOF worthy. He was a one dimensional player. Much closer to Dave Kingman type than an all-around talented player.

  8. Hey, did you hear? Mark McGwire had admitted to using steroids. Weird, huh?

  9. MATT-MAN: Leave it to Bagwine residents

    MERI: Funny Canadian

    PHFRANKIE: See, you get it

    JAY: You deserve it bud...
    He was no where near HOF worthy..and it was more the fact he refused to speak of them for so long and I am not positive a "vast majority" were doing them

    SONGBIRD: No really? Who knew???

  10. DrillerAA09 Says:
  11. Around here green means count three cars running the red light before proceeding through the intersection.

  12. Tug Says:
  13. LOL. I still loved watching him play when he came to AZ. Just like even though Randy Johnson peaked a long time ago - me watching him the year they won the pennant was AWESOME, and I'm sad to see him go.

    *sigh* End of eras suck.

  14. Jeff B Says:
  15. Flying your middle finger means the A-hole in cross traffic doesn't know what a red light means.

    Congrats to the Arkansas Viking! Four years...awesome

  16. Mimi Lenox Says:
  17. I never knew there were so many rules in life. You are so helpful!!

  18. katherine. Says:
  19. Happy four years to Jay.

    I'm a bit surprised you didn't link back to all the other baseball and performance enhancing drug posts....


  20. TopChamp Says:
  21. Thanks - very useful information there... I am much happier for knowing these things.

  22. TopChamp Says:
  23. Thanks - very useful information there... I am much happier for knowing these things.

  24. Patti Says:
  25. Milk also comes from goats

    Thanks for the helpful info, Vinny


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